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Are you a bunny boiler answer the questions
QUESTION:Are you a Bunny Boiler
? If you answer yes to these questions, be careful. You're well on the
way...
a.. Do you call your partner about inessential matters more than once a day?
a.. Do you consider essential matters to be whether they still love you
(because they haven't told you they do since breakfast time), if the person
they were in a meeting with was attractive or who they went to lunch with?
a.. Would you refuse to let your partner go to an ex's wedding in case they
copped of with them?
a.. Have you banned your partner from seeing any mates they could possibly
fancy?
a.. Have you repeatedly talked your partner out of dumping you by:
- Bursting into tears
- Gripping on to their knees and refusing to let them leave
- Threatening to send the rude photos you took together to their parents?
a.. Have your friends noticed that your ex gets a faintly terrified look in
their eyes whenever your name is mentioned?
a.. Do you feel uneasy about them going to work because there are some
attractive people there?
a.. Have you ever done any of the following when you've been dumped:
- Sent the aforementioned naked pictures you took of each other to their
parents?
- Broken in to their house and destroyed every item they own?
- Daubed 'I love you' in menstrual blood on their door?
a.. Have you ever killed a partners' bunny rabbit and left it simmering on
the stove when they dumped you?
ANSWER: So, what are your answers then? Remember, blokes can be 'bunny
boilers' too - controlling, possessive, jealous etc,.
What's a male 'bunny boiler' called anyway, or is the word suitable
for blokes as well as women?
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